hi! I'm Paul
Popping a zit

cherry-twist:

Reality:

While a Tornado
Kendall: This is nice nature.....Oh shit, my weed and guitar
Logan: I don't wanna die yet I haven't got laid since yesterday
Carlos: Wait guys *takes an Instagram picture*
James: FOOOOOX!!!!
Paul: GUYS! Guys!...guys... Nobody cares, ok?
Jonathan Wolff - Theme from Seinfeld
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seinfeld-mania:

Seinfeld Theme

psych-facts:

Source
Ringo smacking eric..while in the background dhani is taking his anger out on a guitar

i cant top that, im going to die alone

absolutionamy:

ohsoslightlyocd:

agleerelatedurl:

superblyjinn:

thatfrenchman:


Marriage Proposal of the Day:
The planning! The dorkiness! The tears!

I am going to die alone!

I.. I uh.. Nope. …nope. not gonna. 

Shit. 

THIS IS THE MOST PERFECT PROPOSAL I HAVE EVER SEEN

I FEEL SO SORRY FOR MY FUTURE FIANCE, BECAUSE THEY SERIOUSLY DON’T THINK IT’S GOING TO BE AS SIMPLE AS KNEELING AND ASKING, DO THEY?

Oh God. I literally just sat and cried at this.

Oh my god, I am crying buckets. Until now I never wanted to get married, but if someone proposed to me like this, I would marry the fuck out of them. 

h0wt0savealife:

Stoppable&&Possible.

h0wt0savealife:

Stoppable&&Possible.

expectmore-payless:

ONE DOLLAR AIN’T GONNA BUY YOU SHIT.

expectmore-payless:

ONE DOLLAR AIN’T GONNA BUY YOU SHIT.


The Deal

The Deal

i’m that loser that looks up birds of NJ so i can find out what type of birf is living in my tree…